just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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