Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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