I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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