the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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