So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Who died my cat blue again?
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