I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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