I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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