so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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