I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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