I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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