mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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