If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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