Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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