Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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