My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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