please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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