I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I supernannyed him into submission
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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