Your mouth is God's brothel.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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