i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize