you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We talked him into tasing himself.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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