Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she smelled like a LAN party
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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