There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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