thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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