don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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