Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Fuck appropriateness.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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