Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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