No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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