Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Randomize
