apparently the secret to your success is patron
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I didn't notice because vodka
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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