i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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