Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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