I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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