Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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