"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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