i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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