fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This is my gift to your gina
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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