does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
i need some magic done to my vagina
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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