he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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