I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
The ass gains better be worth it
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