Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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