Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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