People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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