He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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