what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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