her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
