So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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