Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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