I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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