But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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