i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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