Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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