My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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