im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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