hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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