idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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