He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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