Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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