I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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