I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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