at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
