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(661): View more from California

May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.

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(586): View more from Michigan

She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.

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(212): View more from New York

how are things with the new girl?

(917): View more from New York City

good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked

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(704): View more from North Carolina

sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats

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(907): View more from Alaska

I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on

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