is your mom at the bar?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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